True Pirate

You are a tried-and-true pillaging, plundering, peglegged pirate. You have never backed away from a fight and have the battle scars to prove it (remember when Peter Pan cut off your hand?). Though you my may encounter Ninjas in your work and relationships you know you can never quite trust them. So take pride in your pirate-ness and the next time someone scoffs at your fancy Pirate hat give them a boot in the poop-deck.